1. |
You'll Be All Right
05:00
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She says we have to play by her book
And I have no say in the matter
Give her space and not smother her
If I don't she'll scatter
She said I'm the woman
She's more like the man
She says I need to suck it up
And not give a damn
Chorus:
She said you'll be alright
I have no idea what she meant
She said you'll be alright
She doesn't make any sense
She kisses me when she wants to
And we bang on her demand
I don't know what I'm doing
I don't think this is what I planned
I don't know what I would do without her
But she said I'll be okay
Just stop being so emotional
And don't even think to pray
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2. |
Cold Cuts and Cold Beer
03:09
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3. |
You Got It
04:01
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I don't want to go to a garage sale
Because I live in an apartment
I don't want to go to a yard sale
Or shop in any department
I don't like flea markets
Cause I'm not in the market for fleas
I don't like antique shops
They make me want to sneeze
Chorus
You wanted a house
You Got It
You wanted a pool
You Got It
You wanted a Jag
You Got It
You didn't wanna be my spouse
You Got It
But where can I buy something
That would make you happy
I'm not buying you a diamond ring
And I'm not buying something sappy
I don't want to travel to Europe
Or go to any of those fancy places
I'm happy staying domestic
And not seeing too many faces
I like to spend money
I can't keep it when I die
But I'd rather spend it on someone I like
And not someone that's crummy
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4. |
Those Bloody Words
04:56
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She said don't share your emotions
But she didn’t show her devotion
So, my emotions make me cry
I've never been the happiest guy
Shit, she didn’t ever say goodbye
Sometimes I just wanna die…
Chorus:
Dead...dead, would I be better dead?
Laying here by myself in bed
Just messing about with my head
Should I just get out of bed
after all the words that she said?
All those bloody words she said
All those bloody words she said
But they said things will get better
I want to write her a letter
But I think I'll write these lyrics instead
They say men shouldn't cry
Men shouldn't weep
But with me, you're lucky if you hear a peep
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5. |
Preaching to the Cryer
03:23
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Life is not all rainbows and unicorns
As wonderful as that can be
Life's not a box full of chocolates
That I can guarantee
Bad things happen for a reason
I know it's hard to think
Good things happen sometimes
It's not all smiles, nudge and wink
Chorus:
I heard it all before, dear
You don't have to tell me again
You're preaching to the cryer
So wipe away your tear
Life sucks then you die
That's just a fact of life
One minute things look real good
But in your back would be a knife
Life is not all fun and games
A bowl full of cherries
Just get over the fact
That there are no magical fairies
Chorus
I have heard it all before
Every day of my miserable life
Nothing guy tell me is new
You sound like my ex-wife
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6. |
Single This Summer
05:16
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Something is wrong, I'm supposed to have fun
Go to the beach and soak up some sun
I wanted to drink a beer or a root beer float
Hang out by the pool, but that's all she wrote
Man, we should be sharing an ice cream
Going to see a big blockbuster movie
It should be fab, it should be groovy,
But it’s like a bad dream
Chorus:
I'm single this summer
She left me in the sun
I didn't know this would happen
So much for my fun
We're not sipping on an umbrella drink
Or drinking something outta a coconut
I guess you are tired of being married to me
And living in a rut
Everybody else is happy
Everyone else is cheerful
So much for this effing summer
I am just tearful
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7. |
Prey For Me
02:50
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8. |
Fa-La-La With Legs
03:17
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You heard of Big Foot living in the woods
If you capture him they'd give you the goods
the Loch Ness Monster hides in the water from hunters
Scottish and old hiding deep in the cold
Chorus
But there's one creature you'll never find
There's one creature on my mind
You might've heard of it
It's the Fa-La-La-La With Legs
the Fa-La-La-La With Legs
I don't know what it looks like, but apparently, it has legs
I've never, ever seen one, but I heard it lays eggs
I don't know where it lives or how many there are
How big or small is it? Does it have scales or fur?
Chorus
There's all types of creatures on this planet
Some are real and some are fake
Some live in the woods, and some in a lake
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9. |
Let's Goof Off
04:07
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I never dug a ditch, as I bet that sucks
I couldn't be a surgeon , I don't know how to stitch
Not smart enough to be a lawyer; I don't move that much
Couldn't be a policeman or work with a boiler
Chorus
So, lets goof off
Let's dress as a slob
Lets just slack
Who wants to work?
I couldn't paint a house unless it was on paper
Construction is for fools, I am hardly a rouse
I f you screw up you could get fired
Why bother getting hired
I’d rather Peter out
I'd rather do nowt
Chorus
Do nothing, don't leave
Stay home, don't leave
Just quit work
and believe
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10. |
Mr. Cranky Pants
04:21
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I am moody, I am blue
I don't smile, what about you?
I like to complain, piss and moan
If you get a sound outta me, it'll be a moan
I spend time all by myself
Don't worry about my health
It might be I die alone
I'll be nothing but wasted bones
Chorus:
They call me Mr. Cranky Pants
I don't have many friends
Pals, companions, it just depends
People don't like to hang around me
What's the deal with everyone, why can't they see...
Chorus
They say I am mean, not very keen
I was born this way, what can I say?
Other people are grumpy too
There's some people that are that cruel
Just because I don't laugh
I have a face long as a giraffe
I might like you but you'll never know
If I did my heart would grow
Chorus
Don't bother talking to me
Leave me alone let me be
I am better off by myself
You just go and have your fun with anyone…
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11. |
Under the Belt
05:41
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Do you remember the good times when we actually got along?
You were often right and I was often wrong
We did so many things together; went all over the world
I held you in my arms and it felt like we whirled
Chorus:
You don't care how I felt
Remember how I made your heart melt
After this split, I’m sick of it
You're just one under the belt
It happened all of a sudden and It happened so fast
You are loving in the present while I'm living in the past
Life does go on, things happen for a reason
It is what is, but it might as well be treason
Chorus
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12. |
Fun While It Lasted
03:57
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I said before you are amazing
But that was a phase I was in
You started out being my best friend
And now our story comes to an end
I don't know what happened on that crazy day
You told me to my face you wish I went away
I told you I wasn't going anywhere
You told me you do not care
It was fun while it lasted
‘Til the fun came to an end
You didn't think it was enjoyable at all
Your love for me fizzled up and stalled
Months later we're still together
I say I love you you say whatever
I tried not to argue and be the better person
But I am just watching our marriage worsen
I am hoping there's hope for us both
That our love will have another growth
I don't want anything to have an ending
Why is our relationship we have still pending
Chorus
What can I do to make things better
What can I do to heal the pain
You're making me 50 shades of strawberry blonde
Please tell Me where this went wrong
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Null & Void Pennsylvania
Null & Void started as the result of a conversation between Chris Nelson and Jason Peverett during an interview for the Peverett Philes blog. What started as one song became many and soon an album was born. As a result, the unpolished and slightly irreverent tone that flows through the music recalls some of the early days of punk rock while nodding to other styles as well. ... more
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